I decided to give myself a miserable day next week by scheduling my annual physical and cholesterol check at 4pm meaning after 8am that morning I can only drink water. I almost changed the appointment, but decided that if I couldn’t go 8 hours without eating my life is way too soft. It is anyway, so this will be a little kick in my over-indulgent keister. Next up, I think I’ll cancel my cable again.

Right after the Superbowl.