1. Buy milk.
2. Buy eggs.
3. Buy bread.
4. Make French toast.

5. Buy wine.
6. Buy candles.
7. Turn on radio to smooth jazz.
8. Place ad in Craigslist personals.

9. Make light of the situation.
10. Watch weather radar like it’s a Victoria’s Secret special.
11. Wondering if I should have bought more Twinkie’s because they will be the new gold when civilization collapses.