I was just reading on Deadline Hollywood http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/taylor-lautner-gets-another-huge-franchise-hell-be-stretch-armstrong/ that they are turning a Hasbro toy into a superhero movie with Taylor Lautner. Maybe it’s because I never had a Stretch Armstrong doll, or perhaps it’s because I despair that Cabbage Patch Dolls and Chia Pets will be the next to spawn 3D movie franchises, but it feels like we hit the bottom of the well and are digging furiously for the aquifer that feeds the river Styx.

In happier news, the morning rain showers from the radiator above my apartment have stopped (touch wood) but I’ll keep the buckets in place just to be safe.